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“2nd runner up: The air ratchet. It is noisy, too long with the air hose attached, and always manages to blast dirt into my face from the exhaust. Then there’s the occasional wrist impact or finger trapping.
“Thank God for the m12 fuel ratchet.
“Runner up: The two handed 1″ air impact wrench. Deafening noise, tooth loosening vibration, and oppressive weight. I strongly feel that using this piece of shit too often will make you infertile. A 3/4 gun will deliver nearly as much torque with less than half the weight. A battery powered 3/4 is even better.
“Winner: The 15-pound sledge hammer. This is what the company supplies. Who the fuck buys a 15 pound hammer? 10 pounds is heavy enough. These things hit back just as hard as whatever you’re hitting, and one swing with poor form will likely put you out of commission for a few days. If I have to pick this thing up, it’s not a great day.”
You could have a big dipper. Going up and down, all around the bends.
You could have a bumper car, bumping. This amusement never ends
I wanna be your sledgehammer, why don’t you call my name? Ah oh, let me be your sledgehammer, this will be my testimony
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